05 July 2009


On July, 5 1991, I finished missionary "boot camp" in Florida and flew with my team of teenagers to Guatemala, my first time outside of the U.S. I spent 7 weeks there.
One time, we went to a Pentecostal Church in Guatemala City (not the cathedral pictured above, in Antigua). There were two lines of folks going up to get "slain in the spirit." A fellow on my team, Caleb, and I, both from decidedly non-Pentecostal backgrounds, thought, "what the hell" and went forward, he in one line, I in the other. We both arrived to our respective slaying stations at around the same time. At first they pressed hard on the forehead and prayed urgently. After a couple of minutes it escalated to heavy slaps on the forehead and yelling. Eventually, they changed the lighting in the auditorium so that it was all directed to the praise & worship leaders onstage and away from the slaying areas, and Caleb and I were quickly led to a side room to prevent further embarrassment, stepping over the successfully slain as we made our way. Good times.
I did not really care for the food in Guatemala so much. It is not for lack of a love of Latin American cuisine. The best meal I have ever had in my life I had in central Mexico, a meatless picnic prepared for a group of us who had laid a concrete floor for a church.
I remember visiting a few Catholic churches (as tourists, not as worshippers) in Guatemala and feeling that there was a bit more gravitas to them than the Evangelical and Pentecostal churches we had visited (most of the Evangelical churches there were of a charismatic bent, I remember being surprised that at the big Nazarene church in Guatemala City we visited plenty of folks were speaking in tongues - this surprised a buddy of mine on my team as his father had been fired from a Nazarene college in the U.S. for attending a charismatic prayer group - I would learn later that the rules in the zany world of missions are quite different than they are in the States for a number of religious institutions - I would also later meet no small number of missionaries who hated American Christianity and became missionaries in large part to escape it). I suppose that was around the time in my life I began to think about such things.

8 Comments:

Blogger Fr. James Early said...

So I'm guessing you were not successfully slain, right? That story is too funny.

11:29 AM  
Blogger aaronandbrighid said...

Some youth leaders tried unsuccessfully to get me to 'speak in tongues' at an Assemblies of God camp in 1992. Later they wrote on an evaluation form for me that I was 'spiritually immature'. Of course, I was 15, so I guess they had a point.

12:57 PM  
Blogger s-p said...

oh boy, do I have some stories, but the funniest one I probably can't tell on a PG-13 blog that involved a Francis McNutt healing weekend and a "healing minister" with very large breasts laying hands and...ahem...well...the guy SAID he was feeling the "Spirit". It looked like it anyway..... ahem. ummmmmm...
'nuff said.

1:26 PM  
Blogger John said...

One of our young parishioners was telling a few of us about growing up in a devout AoG household, in which speaking in tongues was considered a requirement to being "saved." I asked him, "Well, what did you do?" He replied, "I faked it."

Years ago, in our little community, the Baptist preacher went off into the whole charismatic business. As would be expected, this caused a church split, but he got to keep the building. The ones who stayed with him became full-fledged charismatics, and before long their services--with lots of "slaying in the spirit"--were being broadcast late at night on the local TV station. My brother-in-law observed that he was "stacking them up like cord wood." A friend of mine went to observe and see what was going on, as she was concerned that her daughter was visiting there with friends. She decided to get in line just like you and your friend did--and for the same reason. She got there and just stood as "Brother Bobby" went to work on her. After a while, he gave up and one of his aides shuffled her off to the side. Brother Bobby moved on to bigger and better things, and the last we heard he had a "healing ministry" in NC, with Jim Bakker as a permanent house guest.

3:12 PM  
Blogger David T said...

John, your parishioner's account of "faking it" reminds me of a short story called "Salvation" by Langston Hughes--a short and worthwhile read.

12:26 PM  
Blogger The Ochlophobist said...

Fr. James,

All I got was a head ache. I suppose that might well be taken as a gift of the Holy Spirit, by not having been subject to some spiritual condition of dubious origins.

1:08 PM  
Blogger The Ochlophobist said...

On my wife's first day at the bible college we attended, which was non-denom Evangelical former Lutheran but then undergoing a takeover attempt by charismatics, my wife's first roommate, lifelong AG, told my wife that she was not a Christian. My wife, only recently claiming Christ through Young Life in high school, was in tears. A girl down the hall, who is to this day my wife's best friend, asked Joy why she was crying. When she learned the reason she had a little bible smackdown with my wife's roommate. Ever since my wife's patience towards Pentecostalism has been pretty short.

1:19 PM  
Blogger The Scylding said...

Heh. My mother told the story of going into one of those lines, in the early eighties in SA. When the preacher got to her, he started pushing her head, quite firmly. Well, she pushed back - the harder he pushed, the harder she pushed back. Eventually he gave up on this "hard hearted woman"!. Shortly afterwards, my folks left the Charismatic movement...

10:11 PM  

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